April 18, 2011

The Talk of Tinseltown
Nic Cage Arrested

Kimberly Stewart, Rod Stewart's daughter, and Benicio del Toro are expecting a child together. His rep says, "Although they are not a couple, they are looking forward to the arrival of the baby." How romantic!

Courteney Cox chatted with Howard Stern this past week. She said one of the problems in her relationship with David Arquette is that he always wants to have sex with her. "Whenever I would need consoling from David, he could not literally put his arm around me for one second without completely getting a boner."

With legs like those, can you blame him?

PS - Hot shoes!

ScarJo has reportedly moved in with Sean Penn. Even though it looks like she's sporting a baby bump, her rep says she isn't pregnant. Why does everyone have to be pregnant if they don't have six pack abs? Maybe she's addicted to In-N-Out... the burger chain, you pervs.

Tori Spelling and hubby Dean McDermott are expecting their third child together. The pair already has two children, Liam and Stella. No, that's not her husband. I just like this picture.

If you somehow aren't sick of Hollywood remakes yet, here's another to look forward to. Bradley Cooper has been cast in a remake of The Crow. I wouldn't watch this even if they brought Brandon Lee back from the dead for a cameo.

Speaking of Bradley Cooper, he may be dating Jennifer Aniston. This is a couple I can get on board with.

After dealing with the stress of the past year, Catherine Zeta-Jones checked in to a mental health facility to treat her Bipolar II Disorder. I appreciate someone who seeks help when they need it. Get well, CZJ!

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Breaking News Update

Nicolas Cage was arrested for domestic abuse and disturbing the peace early Saturday morning after getting drunk in New Orleans where he’s currently filming a movie. Nic stormed into a tattoo parlor wanting a tattoo right that instant. His wife dragged him from the tattoo shop. They ended up getting into a heated argument which prompted a cab driver to call police. Nic went to jail and in true celeb fashion, Dog the Bounty Hunter posted his bail.

Well, ain't that a bitch!


Unknown said...

Kimberly Stewart and Benicio del Toro? Uh... odd couple! When I see her I can't help but remember when that motorcycle went all "Maximum Overdrive" on her...

I would take it as a compliment if every time my husband touched me he got a boner, but I might feel this way because I'm almost 7 months pregnant and feel like one of those Weeble Wobbles.

I very much enjoyed The Crow. I don't really want to see it remade... even if Mr. HotStuff Cooper is in it.

Impulsive Addict said...

Ew! Kim and Benicio? Can you imagine what that little bundle of joy would look like? Wow!

I love Courteney. I think David needs some Sex Addiction therapy or something. She has AMAZING legs.

I think ScarJo and Sean Penn deserve each other. I don't think highly of either. How could she leave my boy for Sean?

I like Tori but she is so busy lately that she doesn't even make time for the 2 that she has. I hope it gets better.

PLEASE let Brad and Jenn be a couple again!! PLEASE!

Mrs. M said...

I love that Dog bailed out Nic!

Why would they remake the Crow? Totally not seeing Bradley in that roll either.

Happy Monday!

Macey said...

Am I the only one that gets sort of queasy about ALL of these people?? The only one that doesn't ick me out is Bradley Cooper, and really that doesn't count, because thinking of him in The Crow is ick.

Anonymous said...

Bradley Cooper and Jenn a possible item?!?! YES!

TLF said...

I find it hilarious that The Dog bailed out Nick Cage.. bhahaha!!
I love Tori + Dean.. this will technically be #4 for their clan. Dean has a son from his first marriage. The ex doesn't like him mentioned in the public eye, tho.

tara said...

Jenn Aniston & Bradley Cooper!? Love it!

Kristy @Loveandblasphemy said...

Nic Cage is a WACK-A-DOO!

Clare and Gary said...

Nic Cage = another celebrity too big for their boots...

Karen M. Peterson said...

I hate Jennifer Anniston. I love her as Rachel, but hate her as Jennifer. She doesn't deserve Bradley Cooper.

Sean Penn grosses me out. How could ScarJo go from Ryan Reynolds to HIM??

Unknown said...

wow, do you think he's embarrassed to be jogging with a chunky chick in those ridiculous shoes?

Alicia xoxxo said...

Holy shiz! How did I miss half this news??? I thought I was so "plugged in" to H-wood gossip! Lol!
Thanks for the awesome recap!!

Nikosmommy said...

Lots going on last week in Hollywood. Such random stuff too!?
Benicio and Kim stewart, que???!

I don't think Scarjo is preggers either...just probably gained a few el-bees after her breakup from Mr. Hotness.

AMY said...

Jenn and Bradley....Hmmmm that might be a Good couple! Except Bradley seems like a player and to wild for her and would end up hurting her.
Kim Stewart used to be a popular celeb. Then she disappeared. Now I know where she's been....doing Benicio. Hahaha!
I liked the crow, but not into a remake. Nope.
Nic is a whackjob!
Thanks for the Talk of Tinseltown.....You know I LOVE IT!

Anonymous said...

Of all this I'm most horrified by a remaking of The Crow and the thought that Bradley Cooper would make an exceptable Brandon Lee...not okay!

stephanie said...

I heart Bradley Cooper and would love if him and Jen A were a couple- so cute!

Nicholas Cage bailed by Dog the Bounty Hunter? Could that get any more classy?!

Liz said...

Boy, I remember the days I used to love Nicholas Cage as an actor,... now he's just a nut case. I recently told my husband that I think NC has sold his soul to devil, since everything he does now a days involves the devil or some sort of witchcraft. It's really too bad!

I'm starting to think Bradley Cooper is a dog. A hot one, albeit, but a dog never the less.

Cathy said...

If I could get a boner, Courteney Cox and her legs would cause me to have one all the time too.

If ScarJo is pregnant, then so am I. (please note I am most definitely NOT pregnant).

What is that thing standing next to Tori?

Remake The Crow??? I have no words. I will boycott that movie.