The Talk of Tinseltown; 2011 Cannes Fashion

Eva Herzigova
hot shoes

Bar Rafaeli

Freida Pinto
not a fan of the dress, but she's so pretty

Elisabetta Canalis
can't believe she's kept Clooney this long

Michele Rodriguez
should have worn pants

Mischa Barton
much improved

Jamie-Lynn Sigler
casual, but chic

Janet Jackson
don't like the hair

Milla Jovovich
love her; nice ass

Cheryl Cole
would have been better without the gaudy embellishment

Goldie Hawn
better with age

Rachel McAdams
stunning even if the dress is... weird

Gwen Stefani
killin' it

Uma Thurman
classic, elegant

Sean Penn

Charlotte Gainsbourg & Kirsten Dunst
char - not the cutest way to sport a baby bump
kiki - great hair, makeup, dress & shoes

Penelope Cruz & Johnny Depp
her - the dress is too frou frou for me
him - always a doll

Jude Law
could have picked a better suit

Ryan Gosling
yes, please

Adrien Brody
should shave & ditch the hat

Jon Hamm & Jennifer Westfeldt
love that they match

Zoe Saldana
very funky, but she pulls it off

Sarah Jessica Parker
looks like a stained glass window

Diane Kruger & Joshua Jackson
ridiculously cute

Antonio Banderas & Salma Hayek
one's dressed down, the other's not - dumb

Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt
aj - bored
bp - as cool as ever

The Talk of Tinseltown is brought to you today by...

George Clooney


Simone said...

LOVED all your comments and totally agreed with every single one :)

Your "whatever" comment about Sean Penn made me laugh out loud!!

Loved SJP - altho I know just what you mean about the stained glass window look!

Charlotte G - terrible dress on her, ugh!!

I love Jon Hamm and his partner, they always look so together.

Happy Monday :)

tara said...

Michelle Rodriguez is definitely struggling. Lol.

Katie said...

I don't get CG's dress at all. It looks like she stuffed a hoagie under her dress.

Michelle Hoad said...

Joshua Jackson is my new star crush. Hummmuna Hummuna. Followed closely behind by the asian dancing boy in Glee and by Daniel Dae Kim from Hawaii 50.

Kristina P. said...

They had a picture of Rachel McAdams in US Weekly, and I could not stop staring at her. I think she looks amazing in that dress. It's weird but awesome.

gringationcancun said...

"should have worn pants" hahahaha

I agree 100% with everything, except that I loved Rachel McAdam's red dress!

Lisa said...

Without your caption, I totally just assumed that Jamie-Lynn was Kourtney Kardashian.

So sad they didn't get a pic of Ryan Gosling with Rachel McAdams. :)

Cathy said...

So much gorgeousness! Except for the Canadian Tuxedos, what the hell dudes?

DaenelT said...

Your comments are way too funny.

Jen said...

Um... Sean Penn looks like a pedophile.

Michele Rodriguez looks kinda mannish.

I'm pretty sure Jon Hamm and his wife want to be friends with me.

Love the post!

MiMi said...

Zoe looks like a giant piece of pulled taffy.
Chery's dress, at a glance, looks like she has a big pair of balls hanging under her boobs.

LouBoo said...

I love how I can always rely on you for some reality - wonderful comments on the outfits. Lou x

AMY said...

Sean Penn.....LMAO!

Adrien Brody, Jon Hamm, and Brad Pitt......VERY HOT!

Zoe is Funky and Gorgeous!

My favorite is the Mega Beautiful Diane Kruger. She's very sexy looking!

PeaceLoveApplesauce said...

Gwen S is my fav! Stunning!!

Did you notice Sean P and Antonio have on the same shirt.. HA!!

I like Angi's dress... diff color, maybe?

Shelley said...

I love your commentary. Also, what's with that ladies baby bump? It looks rectangular?

Clare and Gary said...

What the F does Sean Penn have that Ryan Reynolds doesn't...

Christianna said...

Love your blog, I'm now following!

Boobies said...

I fully agree with your whole rundown...especially Ryan Gosling...gawd! Is it hot in here?

Mighty M said...

I thought Gwen nailed it - she gets my vote for best dressed!

silvergirl said...

Michele Rodriguez is a hot mess
John Hamm, what's not to love

Karen Peterson said...

I didn't even recognize Mischa Barton.

Angelina Jolie is starting to look the same at every red carpet event and you're right. It's boring.

I have a girl crush on Rachel McAdams.

Kristin said...

Oh to have Eva's legs and access to Diane's closet!

Pretty said...

Ok. love this post. I know its cliche and groupie-ish to love celebrities... but I do.


Kristy said...

Ok, way too much fabric, Sarah.

Worst baby bump outfit ever.

Love Uma's shoes.

Rachel looks like Marilyn Manson's next girl.

Mila looks fab.

Oh, Mischa. What will it take?

Why does Freida just not quite get it right with her dress choices?

Eva, wow. Wish I was her in that moment. So hot.

Mommy Lisa said...

Okay, why did Kirsten Dunst steal Gwen Stefani's lip look? SJP looks like my grandma's couch and Brad Pitt looks like Jack Nickelson. Blah.