May 16, 2011

The Talk of Tinseltown
Plastic Surgery is Whack


Bristol Palin says she had corrective jaw surgery, not plastic surgery. "It improved the way I look, but this surgery was necessary for medical reasons." Let me say what we're all thinking. BULLSHIT!


Alicia Silverstone and husband Christopher Jarecki totally stole the weird baby name thunder from Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon. They named their baby boy, Bear Blu. Yes, you read that right. They named him Bear.


Actress Hayden Panettiere and boxer Wladimir Klitschko split after two years of dating. He's 35 and 6 feet, 6 inches tall. She's 21 and five feet, two inches tall. They were doomed from the start, right?


Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver are splitting after 25 years of marriage. The two had been living apart for months. According to multiple sources, Maria couldn't take the big man's womanizing ways anymore.


Jenna Fischer and husband Lee Kirk are expecting their first baby. They were married in July 2010.


Ashton Kutcher has officially signed on to join the cast of Two and a Half Men. He'll be replacing Charlie Sheen, but won't be taking on the role of Charlie Harper. I like Ashton Kutcher, but this seems like a bad joke. I know they aren't going to rehire Charlie Sheen, but I'd rather see them end the show than do this.


Mike Myers is finally going to be a dad. His wife Kelly Tisdale is expecting their first child.




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26 comments:

Kim said...

Oh Bristol, who are you trying to fool? lol

Simone said...

I only really know Bristol Palin from DWTS.....but she had such an unattractive personality on there, UGH!!! Can't believe she is only 21 tho, seriously!!?? Why do these stars make these statements that are blatantly not true??!!

Am amazed that Arnie and Maria lasted this long!!

Simone said...

PS Still can't get over Moroccan and Monroe....not Morocco, just MorcocCAN!!!!! I have no words!!!!

tara said...

Bear Blu? Lol!

stephanie said...

corrective my ass. and bear blu? REALLY? good grief! I wish they'd just cancel TAHM too, bringing Ashton on just seems like an odd idea.

Cathy said...

Why do people in the public eye think they can lie about plastic surgery? Did she think no one would notice??

Bear Blu? Why!! Why do that to your kid?

My FIL is 6-6 and my MIL is 5-0. They're coming up on 40 years of marriage!

Arnold is weird looking.

Jenna is adorable.

I'm interested to see where they take the Men storyline. Not sure that Ashton is the right fit, though.

Oh, Mike Myers. I really like that guy. He should make a good movie soon. I would enjoy that.

Katie said...

Isn't "corrective" code word for "sponsored by my new reality television show" nowadays anyways?

Julie (brown eyed belle) said...

Can we please discuss that unfortunate photo of Alicia...in crocs?!! What a terrible idea. And that poor baby...bless his heart.

Sherrie said...

Both of those top photos cannot be the same person?!!? Really? Those are BOTH Britol Palin? Wow!

MiMi said...

Bristol's jaw...it's like half of what it was!
I can't believe Mike Myers wasn't already a dad! I thought he was!!!

Kristy said...

Ashton Kucher? I don't get it.

Mistakenly Misunderstood said...

If stars get plastic surgery, why try to cover it up or lie about it? WHO CARES! Just admit it...
Stars name their babes weird names just for attention...
Arnold who? LOL!
I agree with you on just ending Two and a Half Men. Ashton just won't fit!

PeaceLoveApplesauce said...

I think Bristol looks SO MUCH better!

Not only did A Silver name her baby Bear Blu {wtf is a bear blu?), BUT.. she's wearing CROCS.. in PUBLIC.. and was PHOTOGRAPHED! You know how I fel about this.

If I was a celeb, I prob wouldn't be friends with Hayden P. She just seems like one of those chicks that no one can stand. Must have been a slow news week if you included her. HA!

I'm excited to see As Ku back on a sitcom. I loved That 70's Show!! I guess I'll start watching MEN again since he'll be on there.

silvergirl said...

the palin chic doesn't even look like herself anymore
too weird
brett

Shelley said...

Hahaha I love the picture of Sofia.

Also, I like Ashton way more than Charlie so I might be more willing to watch the show now.

Bristol is saying it was corrective surgery? I second what you said. BS! But whatever.

What happened to Alicia? She used to be pretty and wear cute clothes. She's wearing sweats and crocs for heavens sakes! Couldn't she at least wear flip flops or something?? If I were constantly being photographed I would put a little more effort in my look.

Karen Peterson said...

I have a slightly recessed jaw that resulted from a fall when I was a toddler. I could have it fixed if I want but it has never in any way impacted my health. Nice try, Bristol.

I don't know. Ashton on 2 1/2 Men. I might actually watch it now...

Liz said...

Yes, and the day I have lipo, my weight loss won't be due to the lipo, but to a medical condition! Whatever, Bristol!!!

Date Girl said...

Bristol doesn't even look like the same person! Bear only works for bear grills on discovery channel. No one else can pull it off!
Kind of sad that arnies getting a divorce after so long but I wouldn't put up with womanizing either.

Krista said...

HOLY SHIT? I'm out of it and I come back to THIS?! What in the HELL did Bristol do to her face?! Can you say Jennifer Grey syndrome? Holy hell!!
Funny, the vegan names her kid bear. I've been out of it so long I don't know even know Mariahs kids names! Hello Google!
Hayden and the giant? Whatevs.
I'm sad about Arnold.
Happy for Jenna.
Ashton on Men? Bad move. Cancel.
A baby Shrek? Loves!
Sophia is still hot.

The Random Blogette said...

I second what Krista said! Holy shit! Bristol looks like a totally different person!

(Florida) Girl said...

Poor Maria Shriver. And now news that he fathered a child from someone in their house staff.

Boobies said...

I don't care what anyone says...I want to speak to Bristol's surgeon..the removal of the double chin is impeccable!

I love when you do the celeb rundowns. You rock!

Dana said...

Yeah, looks like Bristol had a little more then "corrective jaw surgery"

Arnold, you are an idiot and nothing but a pig.

What's up with all the weird celebrity baby names?

Me (aka Danielle) said...

What is it with stars and the baby naming. The poor kids...seriously..Blue?

The whole Arnold thing makes me sick!

Christina said...

Oh, Bristol. Go away! Why does Hayden get with such old men? It will always be doomed. Arnold makes me sick. I wasn't a fan of his to begin with though. I totally agree about Two and a Half Men. It should just end.

Kelly @ Dare to be Domestic said...

Bristol looks so much better but I wish she would just admit to having her face done. Now if we could just work on her mother's brain... oops did I say that outloud?