June 06, 2011

2011 MTV Movie Awards
The Briefest of Recaps


In case you missed the show, here are a few things you missed.

Host Jason Sudeikis told several Arnold Schwarzenegger jokes.

Robert Pattinson kissed Taylor Lautner.

Robert Pattinson said he wanted to take Kristen Stewart backstage.

Justin Timberlake grabbed Mila Kunis' boobs.

Mila Kunis grabbed Justin Timberlake's crotch.

Emma Watson rocked out to the Foo Fighters.

Robert Pattinson said f*ck on national television. It wasn't bleeped.

Reese Witherspoon said mother f*cker on national television. It was bleeped.

Justin Bieber made a surprise appearance.

We learned that Eva Mendes has always been on Team Edward.

I know I mentioned Robert Pattinson a lot.

Me thinks he might have been drunk.

Or just high on life Kristen Stewart.


The best part of the night, besides the Breaking Dawn trailer, was Reese Witherspoon's speech.

"It's possible to make it in Hollywood without a reality show. When I came up in this business, if you made a sex tape, you were embarrassed and hid it under your bed. And like, if you took naked pictures of yourself on your cellphone, you hide your face, people. Hide your face!”

16 comments:

jennykate77 said...

Yep, yep. That pretty much sums it up. Lots of Rob #FTMFW!!

LOVED Reese's speech and her correcting Rob's joke..."BTW, Rob...you were supposed to say that I played your mother and then you slept with me, which makes you the best mutherf*cker in Hollywood."...or something like that.

Going to scour the interwebs for more backstage Robsten moments.

Christina said...

I thought Rob was drunk too. He was a lot happier than usual. I saw Kristen cringe a few times when he was speaking. Hahaha. Eva Mendes was funny. She's becoming a favorite of mine. I really love Jason Sudeikis, and thought he was pretty hilarious, but I think he forgot who his audience was.

Date Girl said...

I can't believe RPatz said f*ck on national tv. I don't think the censor people were expecting that one. I love that he's so awkward and adorable. Kristen on the other hand is just painfully awkward. Painfully.

I can't wait for Breaking Dawn. That preview was amazing. So was the final installment of Harry Potter. I'm said they're getting so overshadowed because they deserved some awards too. Loved the Taylor/Rob kiss. Amazing!

The Arnold jokes got old fast.

Meghan said...

With so much R Patz action, I am bummed that I missed it! Thanks for the re-cap!

MiMi said...

I need to see if it's on YouTube! :)

Ed said...

I missed it. I'll have to HULU it this evening.

But more importantly, this makes me wonder what's under your bed and in your cellphone.

Kristin said...

I wish I had watched it just so I could have seen Reese's speech!

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Charlotte said...

Well, now I don't have to watch. LOL! I used to be so on top of these things and I don't know if it's just because I've kind of lost touch with what's happening in Hollywood these days or what, but I dunno that I missed that much (do love me some Robert Pattinson though). And Reese is just the cutest :)

Boobies said...

Clearly Reece knows what's up! Love her...

I missed it...can you even believe that? I need to catch a re-run to obsess over Rob...I mean...you know, for the sake of research!

Girl of The Grove said...

Ahhh...LOVED that trailer. Can't wait!!!!!

Kristy said...

Go Reese! She's a crazy motherfucker! Ha, ha!

silvergirl said...

great speech Reese
didn't watch but heard RPatz was just a bit overexposed on the show
wouldn't you have loved to be a fly on the wall in the control booth when the f-word went flying
brett

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PeaceLoveApplesauce said...

So sad I forgot to record it!! Do you still have it on your DVR??

Karen Peterson said...

The Rob/Taylor moment and Justin/Mila bit were REALLY funny.

I don't usually watch the MTV movie awards, but it was a pretty fun show.