June 20, 2011

The Talk of Tinseltown
Fickle Bunny


Joss Stone was apparently the target of an alleged murder plot. The two men arrested outside her home in England have been charged with conspiracy to commit robbery and conspiracy to commit grievous bodily harm. The Sun newspaper reports the men were found near her home with swords, rope and a body bag. They also had maps and aerial photos of Stone's property. Well, if that isn't absolutely terrifying, I don't know what is.


Holly Madison allowed untouched photos of herself to be published in Life & Style. She admits to having cellulite even when she's at her thinnest. Holly said, "I'd rather be overweight and curvy than super thin with no curves. I'm proud of my body." I love that more female celebrities are doing this. The women we see depicted in magazines simply aren't real.


While trying to avoid paparazzi, Tori Spelling rammed her SUV into her kid's school. The paparazzi then took pictures of the damage, sold the pics and probably made a killin'. Thankfully, no one was hurt.


Sean Bean was at a bar with a lady friend when some guy made lewd comments about her. Sean had words with the guy and was stabbed later when he went outside for a smoke break. He refused medical treatment, grabbed the first aid kit behind the counter and went back to drinking. Ok, we get it. You're a tough guy, Mr. Bean. Does anyone else laugh at the name Mr. Bean? Just me?


Crystal Harris left Hugh Hefner days before their wedding. She says it was a mutual decision. He says it's not. Who really cares? She's 24. He's 85. We all know what the marriage would have been about. G to the R to the O to the double S! What's that spell? GROSS!

Speaking of Mr. Hefner, I'm now following him on Twitter. He's actually less of a douche on there than most celebs. I almost like him. I do not want to want to have sex with him though. No worries!


It appears Jennifer Aniston may have become the kind of woman she hates... a homewrecker. Aniston recently moved new boyfriend Justin Thoreau into her home. Justin's ex is said to be heartbroken. They'd been together for fourteen years when he started working with Jen. He said they were just friends, but the two quickly became inseparable. Well, ain't that a bitch!


Clarence Clemons, the saxophonist known as the Big Man, died at the age of 69 after suffering a stroke. He was most famous for performing with Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band. I don't know much about Clarence, but he was obviously loved and respected by many. Mr. Springsteen said, "He carried within him a love of people that made them love him. He created a wondrous and extended family. He loved the saxophone, loved our fans and gave everything he had every night he stepped on stage."




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18 comments:

Natalie said...

Love the untouched pics of Holly & her quote. I wish every celebrit would allow untouched pics of themselves. She still looks great.

And is it just me or does Crystal Harris look WAY older than 24? Tan too much??

Christina said...

Wow, that’s some juicy stuff. Poor Joss, that’s ridiculous! Yay for Holly. She looks awesome. (Is it sick that I want her and Hef back together?) Oh, Jennifer! That’s pretty awful. I wonder if she’ll forgive Brad and Ang now. Wasn’t Clarence just in Lady Gaga’s video? Sad.

Mistakenly Misunderstood said...

I wonder why they wanted to kill Joss Stone???

I love Holly Madison!

Tori is kinda loopy but accidents happen right? Especially when your sidetracked by paparazzi!

Hugh = EW!

Christine said...

That Joss Stone plot is terrifying! I would move and then never ever leave my house!

Holly is my favorite "girl next door"! She is beautiful!

Mr. Bean is quite bad ass, isn't he? I've loved watching him on Game of Thrones... well, up until the second to last episode anyway.

Ahh Hugh... should have married Holly. I do admire his business skills though.

Jennee said...

Wow, so much gossip that I hadn't heard about yet! Mr. Bean....hehehe...

Girl of The Grove said...

Why in the world would people plot to kill Joss Stone?!?! People are fricken' insane!

Go Holly! I love that she admitted she has cellulite...they're human just like the rest of us. haha

Jennifer a homewrecker...I kind of find her to be cold, to be honest.

gringationcancun said...

Jennifer, nooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!! I'm off to investigate...

April said...

Yay!! Talk of Tinseltown to start off my week - oh how I have missed your celeb gossip!! :o)

Nikosmommy said...

The Sean Bean and Joss Stone story blow my mind?! Truth is stranger than fiction!...Joss must be beside herself after the foiled kidnapping/murder plot!

Me (aka Danielle) said...

If I was Jose Stone, I would be scared out of my mind (and probably moving).

I wish more celebrities would be as real as Holly is in that picture!!

Meghan said...

I think Holly and Hef should get back together now that Crystal is out of the picture!

English said...

A) Holly Madison's idea of "cellulite" might kiiiiinda be pushing it.

B) Is that the current life & style? Need to grab that!

C) Loved your tweet about "what did Joss Stone ever do to anyone" - what a freak story!

D) Def. def. def. want to pick up the new "Runaway Bride" issue of Playboy. I bet those will be collectors! (The people who get them in the mail don't have the "runaway bride" tag - theirs still say "Featuring Mrs. Hefner")

PeaceLoveApplesauce said...

i totally tweeted tori spelling.. is outrunning a pap just so they don't 'get the shot' really worth all that risk?! i mean her, her kids, her unborn baby not to mention people at school, all could have been killed due to her recklessness. moron!

Olivia Carter said...

Yes! You are back! And so is Talk of the Tinseltown. Oh, how I have missed you!

silvergirl said...

Can you even imagine the whole Hugh marriage thing.
I just get the heebie jeebies thinking of it!!
brett

Karen Peterson said...

At first I thought you wrote Joss Whedon and I was freaking out and wondering how I had missed that people had tried to kill him. Then I realized who you were talking about and that I'd heard something about the story. So creepy!

Also? Is it weird that the idea of Sean Bean grabbing a first aid kit and treating himself makes him kind of hotter?

black unicorn said...

People plotting to kill Joss Stone? Scary stuff. And wow, Jen has sure changed since Brangelina. But then I suppose you can tell that with the bright orange dress she's wearing! Whatever happened to her pretty but simple black and cream strapless dresses she's been rocking for years now?

Kelly @ Dare to be Domestic said...

I big puffy heart Heff. No I don't wanna sleep with the old man but I'd totally love to hang at his crib for a weekend so long as I didn't have to have sex with him or get naked. He just seems like a nice guy. Bottom line he's never forced a girl to do anything she didn't want to already do to make money or further her "career". He gives girls lives they've never dreamed of... do I agree with all they do... No but to each his own. He's actually a pretty sweet dude if you can get past all the women... I couldn't and that's why I wouldn't date him... that and he's way too old for me.

Now THE BOSS... he can rob my cradle any day... I was so sad to hear about Clarence Clemons [did you like my segway?] PS that image of Bruce made my day!

I would call Aniston a homewrecker totally... he was only dating that girl for 14 years not married to her. Sure it's sad that she's heart broken and I don't agree with dating someone else or messing around but in the end they weren't married... Jolie still gets the side eye from me. Aniston can do wrong but for some reason I'll forgive her... odd right?

I'm still depressed about Ryan Dunn's Death. TOtally off topic.