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October 28, 2011

Open Letter to Jessica Simpson

Dearest Jessica Simpson,

You do realize everyone knows you're pregnant, right?

You can tell your dad to stop shopping the story around.

No one's going to pay a lot of money for a story that isn't really a story anymore.



That's all. Good day.

16 comments

tara said...

Are you sure she didn't just eat a big lunch or something?? :)

Ashley said...

Black is not always slimming. :)

Christina said...

Exactly. She can always sell the baby's first photos. Jessica and Joe annoy me so much! Fame whores. I still like Ashlee though.

SushiMama said...

What I don't understand is why it bugs me so much that she's being all secretive about it. It's none of my business, but it bothers me for some stupid reason...

Amber said...

Honestly...who cares?

I mean yes, she was/kind of is a celebrity, but that doesn't mean she has to announce her private life.

Plus, all the speculation is kind of keeping her relevant. Hahaha

I love me some Jess, but yeah, who cares if she (or any other celeb) is pregnant?

Cathy said...

That looks like a 2-burrito Chipotle lunch to me.

Kidding. Totes preggers.

PeaceLoveApplesauce said...

hmmmm.... yeah, moving on..

Impulsive Addict said...

HA! Well said!

Hey...did you hear anything about Jen Aniston getting married? I haven't been able to look it up but someone was talking about it at the gym yesterday.

MiMi said...

Uh. Hello? I didn't know that. But, I'm way out of the loop...on just about everything these days.
Yeah. She's def knocked up, there.

Teri said...

I was hoping she was just keeping her private life "private". But that is probably a little too much to expect from a Simpson.

Mama Mandolin said...

I understand her not wanting to really announce to the world her pregnancy...once you have a kid your protective mama instincts take over. There are a lot of women in hollywood who manage to raise their kids out of the public eye-maybe that's what she's going to try! (Considering what her tv show did to her marriage!)

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Nikosmommy said...

I suppose if they really really wanted to shop the story they would have actually sold it some media outlet. Maybe she never intended to sell the news in the first place? Not like she needs the money...her fashion empire is worth MILLIONS?!

Erin said...

I wish she would just come out and say it. I saw on the View this morning that she is supposed to be making hte announcement in a few days!

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Karen Peterson said...

Wow. I didn't know she was pregnant.

I guess that's how much I care about Jessica Simpson these days.

Kelly @ Dare to be Domestic said...

Remind me when I'm out drinking to not let you get a hold of pictures of my gut ;) Kidding! I know a star has to look out for her next meal ticket but seriously jessica... give us a break. That being said I did like how she announce becoming a "MUMMY"