Do you know this song, Red Solo Cup, by Toby Keith? I seriously hate it. I think it's one of the dumbest and most obnoxious songs ever written. This isn't to say I'm not a fan of country music... because I am. I grew up listening to country music. I much prefer George Straight, Tim McGraw and Clay Walker though. I change the station whenever it comes on. A song about a plastic cup you drink beer from... Come on. Really?
Now a red solo cup is the best receptacle
For barbecues tailgates fairs and festivals
And you sir do not have a pair of testicles
If you prefer drinking from glass
Red solo cup I fill you up
Let's have a party let's have a party
I love you red solo cup I lift you up
Proceed to party proceed to party
Now I've seen you in blue and I've seen you in yellow
But only you in red will do for this fellow
Cuz you are the Abbot to my Costello
And you are the fruit to my loom
Terri is one of the weirdos who actually loves this song. She even had her son sing it to me when they came over Friday night. While she was here, we had a mini photo shoot with some Red Solo Cups. This is me... hating on the cup like it's going to give me an STD.
Tell me. Do you love this stupid ass song?