February 02, 2012

Your Questions Answered

from Deals, Steals and Heels

Who's the one celebrity you just want to bitchslap into oblivion... and why?

Kim Kardashian is definitely at the top of the list. The only things I like about Kim are her flawless makeup and shoe collection. She wouldn't have either if she weren't such a famewhore. I'm sick of her voice, her face and her family. If I thought she was actually doing something worthwhile for society, maybe I wouldn't dislike her so much.

Coming in 2nd, 3rd, 4th, and 5th are...

Lindsay Lohan & the cast of The Jersey Shore

Chris Brown & Courtney Stodden

from Christina's Pop Life

Who were your childhood crushes?
I didn't have to think long and hard about this one. There were four fellas who graced my walls back in the day. In no particular order, there's Kirk Cameron, Jason Priestley, Bret Michaels, and Jordan Knight. It's funny how times change. I only think two of the four guys are still attractive today. Well, two if Bret Michaels keeps his bandana on. I'm really afraid of what might be happening underneath there. Can you guess who the other guy is?

When did you start loving Britney?
I've loved Britney since the day this video debuted back in 1998. I can't remember why I loved it so much. Was it the voice, the hair, the provocative clothes, or the beat? If I had to guess, I'd say it was all of the above. What I can say with certainty is that I've loved Britney for over thirteen years. I've stuck by her through the good, the bad, the crazy, and the ugly. Britney is my homegirl for life.

Who introduced you to Twilight?
If I remember correctly, my friend Nicolette started the books first. Word spread in our group. Books were passed back and forth. Or, in my case, they were purchased because I couldn't wait my turn. There were sleepless nights, unfed children, unwashed laundry, and dreams of sparkly vampires during this time. After each of us had at least finished the first book, we went to see Twilight in the theater. The rest is history.

If you have more questions, feel free to ask. This is fun!


Macey said...

A lot of your crushes are the same as mine...and I want to bitch slap all of those people too! Actually punching in the neck would be awesome.
And I also fell in love with Britney with that first song. :)

Unknown said...

Loved reading this :) And am so with you on the slapping!!

Mrs. M said...

I'm going to have to go for Kirk Cameron on who is still "cute" today. :)

Krissy said...

I must be out of the loop because I have no freakin' clue who that Courtney person is. I'll take your word for it that I should hate her though because I agree with all of your other picks.


TLF said...

oh my god.. i hate you for that picture.
for the record, i had just had a baby! like a year before.. haha!!
eww. eww. eww.

jennykate77 said...

I'd like to punch LiLo in the face with a chair. Girl gets on my last nerve.

My old JH boyfriend looked Bret Michaels...pretty sure that's why he was my boyfriend off and on for 3 years.

Awwweee, Twilight. Brings us all together. Makes the world a better place...or at least sparklier.

Dana said...

Yeah, Kim gets to me too along with the JS cast!

Impulsive Addict said...

JK is back! I love seeing her leave comments again! Now if I can just get her to post more...

Ok, I agree with KK. I just want the whole family to GO AWAY! They make me sick. Why isn't LiLo locked away for years and years by breaking her parole violations daily? I don't get it. And she's still getting work? Whatever Hollywood. I've heard multiple times how hard she is to work with. I think she's a ginormous bitch who never shows up on time.

What? No NKOTB crushes? I'm disappointed!!

I need to think of a question....

I'll be right back

Impulsive Addict said...

Share a blogging pet peeve.


a deep dark confession!!


your most embarrassing moment!

There ya go!

Deals, Steals and Heels said...

uuugh....i had almost blocked courtney stodden's existence out of my brain. she is HEINOUS.

and brit brit = awesome. foEVAH.

Shan G said...

I agree with bitch slapping KIm Kardashian. And the cast of Jersey Shore, Lindsay Lohan & Chris Brown. However, I think Courtney Stodden's PARENTS should be bitch slapped multiple times for letting their 16 year old daughter marry a 51 year old letch B-list actor.

Christians, my white, Irish ass.

Mrs. Match said...

I loved Britney ever since the Baby One More Time video. I remember getting my hair cut short like the black and white pic above. I did NOT pull it off like she does. I miss the old Brit, but she is definitely making a come back.

I'll be cutting in line to be the first to bitch slap all of those fools, especially Kim.

Natalie said...

Actually... I read them first hoochie. I picked up the book b/c I wanted to see the movie.

The rest is history : )

Karen M. Peterson said...

Oh my gosh. I just want Kim Kardashian to go live in a cave somewhere.

Christina said...

Yay! Thanks for answering my questions! I totally agree about Kim K. I had Kirk Cameron above my bed! I also loved Jason and Jordan. In fact, I STILL love Jason and Jordan! Hahah. I love that you and your friends all read the Twilight books together. I was the only one out of my group. Cute picture in your awesome Forks shirts! (You can buy Forks HS shirts at Walmart here. Is that normal?) Britney Spears Forever!