May 13, 2012

2012 Met Gala Fashion
Weird Science

Anja Rubik, Anthony Vaccerello
I think her bandages are falling off.

Amy Adams, Giambattista Valli
The gold lamé bow ruins the dress.
It would have been prettier without it.

Elizabeth Banks, Mary Katrantzou
There's just way too much happening here.
It looks like a rich kid's paper mache project gone wrong.

Victoria Justice, Alexander McQueen
I was surprised to learn this dress is McQueen.
I don't like it because it's just too floral.
I'm weird like that.

Florence Welch, Alexander McQueen
This is just too strange.
The color works with her red hair though.

Gwyneth Paltrow, Prada
This seals Prada's fate for me.
This is an apron.
And Gwyneth forgot to wear clothes under it.

Chloe Sevigny, Miu Miu
Chloe loves to wear odd frocks.
This one's no different.

Beyonce, Givenchy
Most of Beyonce's dress is sheer.
Apparently there was a tiny wardrobe malfunction
and her buttocks made an appearance.

The dress could have worked if it left more to the imagination.


Unknown said...

Gwynneth looks terrible in that dress....side boobage is a no-no on anyone.

Really agree with all your comments here.

Florence has way too much going on altho the colour is good on her....Anja Rubik looks horrible, the leg, the jutting hipbone??? Ew!!

Elizabeth Banks...way too busy!!

Macey said...

OMG. That's all I got.

Kelly @ turned UP to ELEVEN! said...

ack that first woman's hip bone made me feel a bit ill... just... ZOMG girl eat something!

Christina said...

Oh, God. I didn’t see Anja’s dress. Ewwww! Elizabeth Banks has impressed me on the red carpet lately (I’m working on a post) but she was a mess!!! How did anyone let her wear that? It was easily the worst dress for me. Gwyneth’s didn’t even fit her! Ugly. Beyonce annoys me.

Sweet Carolina Grace said...

If you have weird hipbones, don't show them off. And I thought Victoria's dress would have been better without the sheer black up top and with a darker shoe. I don't know if I would have worn it to the Met Gala, though.

TLF said...

Beyonce looks like an idiot.