"The Robertson family and bad ideas go together like biscuits and jam." -- Willie
"Most people named Willie are either in prison or on the arm wrestling circuit." -- Jase
"I want my grandkids to grow up in the great outdoors.
The last thing I want is for them to grow up to be nerds." -- Phil
"First it's pretty tires, then it's pretty guns. Next thing you know, you're shaving
your beard and wearing capri pants. It's a sissy spiral." -- Si