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March 05, 2013

American Bad Ass

I'm a one man band with a microphone
Here to make you shake and move your body
So come on in and welcome to the party

The bestie and I were originally going on a road trip to see Kid Rock in Knoxville. Life happened. We couldn't go, and I sold my tickets. It's a good thing because he cancelled that concert three hours before showtime. My boo had pneumonia. Even though I'd already seen Kid Rock in concert three times, I was not happy about missing this tour. He's seriously my favorite, y'all. After reading that the Kid was ready to rock again in Memphis, I purchased tickets last minute from StubHub. Upon our arrival at the venue, we double fisted some adult bevvies and purchased matching Big Corn-Fed Midwestern Ho t-shirts. We had great seats minus the crazy brother and step-sister duo next to us. The brother made it clear they were related, and that his sister was trashed.

My fourth Kid Rock show was everything I wanted it to be and more. Terri likes a lot of his songs, but ultimately she went for me. I think he's hot. She thinks he needs a bath. I knew he'd win her over in the end, and I was right. It was actually his rear end that made her a lifelong fan. Yes, that's right. Kid Rock has a sweet ass.



You've seen Kid Rock in concert four times now, Misty. Will you go again?



You can bet your Kid Rock's sweet ass!

13 comments

Kelly @ turned UP to ELEVEN! said...

HA! The bit about him needing a bath made me laugh. I feel the same way most days when it comes to him :) But I am SO so happy you gals had a blast and didn't miss out!!!

simone said...

You are so funny, you made me laugh out loud. I think it was the "she thinks he needs a bath" that did it!!

Great photos, you look fabulous. Glad you got to go to the concert after all :)

Makaila said...

LOL, Awesome!! I've never seen him live! Now I'm gonna have to make it a point!

Delta Daisies said...

haha! so funny!

PorkStar said...

LMFAO, well I personally agree with your friend's statement. He used to be one of my faves, but some things that have come out of his mouth definitely make him turn the other way around.

Nice post.

Tarsha! (www.SouthernGirlCitySwirl.com) said...

Love.That.Shirt!

Karen Peterson said...

I'm glad you got to go! Looks like so much fun.

I agree that he looks like he needs a bath...

Peace Love Applesauce- Terri said...

I'm so glad that you took me.. and that he won me over! He better come back!! XOXO.

Parker said...

You're on your game! I went to the show too and have yet to blog about it. I'll get there. Just the same, he was great. I went because he's my mom's favorite but I think I'm now a Kid Rock convert.

MiMi said...

That's so awesome!!

MiMi said...

PS If he needs a bath, you can give him one... :)

SHUG IN BOOTS {Beth} said...

it was worth it for that tshirt alone :)

Christina said...

This concert was meant to be for you! It looks like you had so much fun! Maybe I'd have to see him in concert (and from behind) to change my mind about him.