March 06, 2013

Sorry I'm not sorry

I have a long list of things I'm not sorry for. Here are just a few.

1. I love Taylor Swift's music.
I can't help it.
Her songs are just so darn catchy.
Like my current jam...

'Cause I knew you were trouble when you walked in
So shame on me now
Flew me to places I'd never been
'Til you put me down, oh
I knew you were trouble when you walked in
So shame on me now
Flew me to places I'd never been
Now I'm lying on the cold hard ground
Oh, oh, trouble, trouble, trouble
Oh, oh, trouble, trouble, trouble

Don't act like you don't break it down every time the chorus hits.

2. I hate feet tattoos.
"Oh, but maybe you'd like mine. It's really cute!"
Um, no.

3. I don't think Dane Cook is funny.
Not even a little bit.
I seriously give him zero laughs.

4. I have a huge crush on Duck Dynasty's Jase Robertson.
He doesn't even need to shave.
I'd still hit it.

5. I hate it when guys wear black socks with white tennis shoes.
It's like they got together and started a trend just to piss me off.

6. I'm so ready for March Madness.
Yes, basketball.
This girl loves some college hoops!
Go Cats!

7. I will stop watching a reality show if the wrong person gets voted off/sent home.
I'm fiercely loyal and will not root for someone other than the person I like best.
So, one episode in, and I'm already done with this season's Celebrity Apprentice.
Just like that!

Is there anything you're not sorry about?


LC said...

I'm with you on Jase Robertson!

Natalie said...

March Madness is like a holiday in this house. It's crazy pants.

Judith @ Creating Balance said...

If a guy wears pants/jeans with a shirt tucked in, and NO belt....forget about it. #loser

Delta Daisies said...


Mrs. Match said...

Jase is a hottie. That show cracks me up! I wish Match could grow his beard back-but I'd never let him get it that long. Ew! It does work on Jase though doesn't it?

I'm a Taylor Swift fan too, and I don't care who knows it.

I'm sorry I'm not sorry that I don't find Chelsea Handler funny at all. I do like old school Dane, but he's overplayed and way past his prime.

JMc said...

haha! Love #4. I'd hit it too!

Unknown said...

I do love Taylor Swift! I think I have more of her music than my daughter does.

I'm so glad I am not alone in not liking Dane Cook! I don't think he is funny either!

I'm excited about basketball too, but fear this is not the year of the Wildcat. At least not ones from the Bluegrass.

Paige (The Last Doughnut) said...

OH, YES! I found your blog through "Ten Feet Off Beale." My heart has been hurtin' for some Southern blogs, and yours speaks to me, girl! I love your "voice," and your no holes barred attitude. I'm from the MS Delta (currently living in Chattanooga). Chattanooga is okay, but nothing like the Delta/Memphis area. Your blog makes me feel at home! :)

Kelly @ turned UP to ELEVEN! said...

I'm a Taylor fan too. She's too cute - but man does she need help having an adult relationship.

Jase is a cutie. I love beards so it's all good with me. I also think it's sweet that he's married to his HS sweetheart, I have that right, don't I? I don't regularly watch the show.

Dane Cook WAS funny when he first came out. Then he kept saying the same stuff over and over and over. PS In that movie "My Best Friend's Girl" he looks horrible!

I'm the same way about reality competition shows. Unless it's Rock of Love - I always watched that through to the end... too much train wreck goodness to stop.

Lindsey said...

Hey! It's your new friend with ADD that thought you were a firefighter! Lol! My daughter loves Duck Dynasty! She's having a DD birthday party next week. Can't stand black socks with shorts and tennis shoes and my hubby wears them to work in the summer. Drives me insane! Love this post!

Annie said...

Hahaha - this made me laugh :) I agree...don't like foot tattoos and ohmygoodness March madness is my FAVE!!

The Other Side of Gray

Parker said...

Oh my word! I agree with you on nearly all counts. And you're quite funny. I'm excited to be following your blog now.

Shelley said...

Haha! Love Taylor but I think she kinda sold out this time around. I like her first couple albums better! This one has some catchy ones but they don't have the same amount of meaning as the rest!

My hubs wears black ankle socks with tennis shoes but I don't really care :)

Karen M. Peterson said...

I my gosh, I totally love Jase. Beard and all.

Just like I love that Taylor Swift song. And hate foot tattoos.

But Dane Cook makes me laugh. A lot.

Jen @ That's What She Read said...

o my gosh, "I'd hit that" i died laughing. I have to keep my crush on Jace Robertson a secret from my hubs because I am always complaining about his beard. If he knew I loved Jace, he'd think I liked his beard too!

And I love Tswift too, even though sometimes she acts like a goober in the press. I sing the shit out of those songs!

Macey said...

Jase kills me. LOVE that man.

SHUG IN BOOTS {Beth} said...

YESSSSSSSS to #4 & #5! Love me some Jase. And if I was older, I'd love me some Phil (in a different way than I currently love him). I'm sure he'd have somethin' to say about them damn black athletic socks. Bleck!

Because Shanna Said So said...

OMG!!!! I knew I loved you for a reason!! T-Swift and I are BFFs!! Seeing her in May!! :) Tired of everyone giving her crap! And Jase is YUMMY!! I hate facial hair, but this boy owns it...that show is my fave right now!! ;)

Brooke said...

Oh my gosh, too funny Jase! LOL'ing! He does have a nice house though! ;-)


Tarsha @ SouthernGirl. CitySwirl said...

My girl crush for you, fellow Southern Girl, just increased!

Yes to Taylor Swift "Cause Weeee Eeee Are Never Ever Ever..."

Bruno Mars, I said it, LOVE HIM. That little man rocks

Short men. I may only be 5'6 but only 6'0 or higher need apply...lucky for Hubba, he's 6'2

I don't know nothing bout Duck Dynasty but I love a man with a righteous beard. Men with hairless faces can have a seat!

Christina said...

I love the DD quote! I love beards, but only short, close ones. I bet his smells. Haha! I'm not sorry that I love Taylor Swift either, even though she gets on my last nerve. I'm with you on feet tattoos and black socks. I'm also not sorry that my new favorite show, Celebrity Wife Swap. I should be, but I'm not.

Tamara Camera said...

The Dane Cook comment made me laugh! My husband went to high school with him, and apparently he wasn't at all funny as a kid either. He was painfully quiet. Who knew!?

Rach said...

Oh, I'm with you. I love me some T-Swift. Her music really IS so catchy!

TLF said...

I hate Taylor Swift. And most feet tattoos. There's the one blogger that has one and always IG's her shoes with her fugly foot tat.. it's horrid. Dane Cook is stupid. Have you ever seen Employee of the Month? Uhh, dumb. I feel all high and mighty that we've been Duck Dynasty fans since day 1 before all the hype.. And have I mentioned that dating one that would fit right in makes that show even more amusing?? I swear, it's Chris in Richard.. ALL THE TIME! Expect they want mullets, not beards. Weirdos.
Also, what's March Madness?? ;)