March 27, 2013

Things I've Learned
While Watching Friends


#1
Don't ask a guy out unless you're sure he likes you.


Joey: Alright Rach, the big question is, does he like you?
Right, because if he doesn't like you, this is all a moo point.
Rachel: A moo point?
Joey: Yeah, it's like a cow's opinion. It just doesn't matter. It's moo.




#2
There are seven basic erogenous zones on a woman's body.


Monica: Now everybody knows the basic erogenous zones. You got 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, and 7.
Chandler: There are seven?
Monica: The important thing is to take your time. You want to hit them all, and you want to mix them up. You gotta keep them on their toes.
Rachel: Ooh, toes!




#3
When getting a Mystic Tan, it's imperative you follow directions.
If you don't, you'll end up AN EIGHT!


Chandler: Hold on. There's something different about you.
Ross: I went to that tanning place your wife suggested.
Chandler: Was that place... the sun?!




#4
If you can't get your baby to laugh, rap Sir Mix-a-Lot's Baby Got Back to them.
It works like a charm. Babies love big asses.


Rachel: What did you do to make her laugh?
Ross: I, um.. Well, I sang.. Actually, I rapped Baby Got Back.
Rachel: You what?!
You sang, to our baby daughter, a song about a guy who likes 
to have sex with women with big giant asses?



#5
When your best girlfriend is having a bad day, you grab some beer, 
pop some popcorn and sit around in wedding dresses.

Rachel: You know, I gotta tell ya. This really does put me in a better mood.
Monica: I wish there was a job where I could wear this all the time.
Maybe someday there will be...


30 comments:

karbelaez said...

Watched the one last night where Phebe made the smelly cat video..lolz

Natalie said...

There are no words to describe how much I love this.

McGriddle Pants said...

I miss Friends. Love this.

And I still say "its a moo point" to people. No one gets it. They're lame.

April said...

My hubby and I still watch the reruns. We love this show!
Great highlights ... too funny!!

simone said...

Best post ever, I am laughing out loud!!!

Ross & the tanning booth & Ross & the teeth whitening are two of the funniest TV moments EVER....he is my favourite Friends character just on that basis :) Me & my brother still ask each other "are you counting Mississipily?"

It's a moo point....love it :)

Thanks for making me smile, where were you when I needed this at 9am this morning??!! ;)

simone said...

"was that place.....the SUN?"

Am still laughing at that!!

Some sentences really need to be said in a Chandler voice don't they? :)

Amanda - The Southern UnBelle said...

I think my favorite episode ever was the one where they were running late for an event and Joey and Chandler were fighting over who got to sit in the chair. Joey puts on ALL of Chandlers clothes, commando, then starts doing lunges. And Pheobe covers a stain on her dress with a huge Christmas bow. Gawd I love that show.

Kat@shop.school.sleep. said...

awesome!! this show will forever be a favorite!!

Shelley said...

LOL. I am still laughing about the "was it the SUN?" comment. I LOVE FRIENDS!

anothercleanslate said...

Friends is definitely my go-to show when I can't sleep or need a distraction. Probably one of the few shows I use the DVDs for!

n2tching said...

Like some others here...I actually did LOL. I love Friends, and your looped video clips made them all so much funnier. Thanks for the laughs!

Jaime Byram said...

That show never gets old. Totally made me want to get a cool apartment with a couple girlfriends and have our guys live right across the hall.

Kelly @ turned UP to ELEVEN! said...

This is just what my day needed! All I can hear in my head is Monica "Seven, Seven, SEVEN, SEVEN, SEVEN.... seven." ha!

Esme said...

There wasn't one gif I didn't laugh at! Sometimes you can learn life lessons from tv.

SHUG IN BOOTS {Beth} said...

if it wasn't on friends, it probably ain't worth knowin'.

Lori Vann said...

Love it! When we were moving and taking furniture down the stairs, no one understood "PIVOT!". Damn people...get with it!

Ami @ a champagne dream said...

I cannot express how much I love this. So true, every word.

Bekah McDuffie said...

This post just made my week. One if the million things I love about friends is that even my brother loves to quote it!

axellskitchen.com said...

Best post I've read all morning!! Loove Friends!

KatyK said...

Friends is life....like I'll watch it anytime.

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Karen Peterson said...

Everything I need to know about being a grown up I learned from Friends.

The Life of Poole said...

Ah I LOVE Friends and it is "the best sitcom in the history of television!" My husband and I own all 10 seasons and have probably watched the entire series at least 10 times - and we laugh out loud every single time we watch them! We even talk about them in daily life as if they are actually our friends haha Love this post it made my day!

Shannon [ lifeofpoole.blogspot.com ]

Mrs. Match said...

Yup, it's moo. Friends was so classic. I plan to sing baby got back to my Lil guy! :-)
You forgot my second fav quote, first being the 7 zones.
"its not that common, it doesn't happen to everyone and it is a big deal!!!"

JMc said...

haha I absolutely love that show! And this was hilarious, haha

Peace Love Applesauce- Terri said...

The wedding dresses are my favorite!

Christina said...

I love this! The GIFs are hilarious! I love the Ross spray tan episode, especially his glow in the dark teeth!

Pink Pamalamma said...

Don't forget Ross and the leather pants! Haha!

Pink Pamalamma said...

Love this and love Friends! RIP :(

Lisa Bradle said...

Ross and the leather pants!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!