So, here I am, sharing some things you'll never ever ever hear me say.
1. I'm so tired after my 5-mile run.
2. I just dropped $300 at J.Crew.
3. Christian Bale is so ugly.
4. I really enjoyed that salad.
5. Friends is the worst show ever.
6. I'm cutting out caffeine.
7. I love the heat and humidity.
8. Peach lotion smells so good.
9. I booked my first cruise!
10. Can you grab me a beer?
What are some things you'd never ever ever say?