April 12, 2013

5 Things About Misty

This whole '5 Things About Me' has been floating around blogland for a few weeks now. Since no one ever tagged me, I decided to tag myself. It's kind of like touching myself, only less graphic.

1. I've only smoked pot one time. It was right after high school with a bunch of friends. This one dude's mom was out of town so we smoked a few joints at his place, ate a ton of greasy food and planned an elaborate bank heist. Obviously, we didn't go through with it, but it was fun nonetheless. In case you were wondering, I was going to drive the getaway car. My boyfriend was going to ride bitch.

2. I wear my jeans three or four times before washing them. I don't care if you think it's gross. It's not like they've got food on them or anything. Jeans always feel better after at least one wear. You know it's true.

3. I've never seen The Sandlot. I know. I'm killing you, Smalls.

4. I can't eat Jello. That shit jiggles. It's just not right.

5. I am obsessed with the AT&T It's Not Complicated ad campaign. You've seen the commercials, right? There's the guy in the suit with the dry sense of humor and the various kids being all cute and funny.

I love them all, but these two are my favorite.

So, if you want, tell me 5 things about you.


Erin @ Sugar Magnolia said...

I wear my jeans at least that many times before wahing as well! They feel so much better!!

Anonymous said...

Right there with you on the jeans... and I have never seen the Sandlot either!

claire said...

I wear my jeans until I can see the dirt or food on them, especially the dark denim ones since they always look clean! They're way more comfortable that way! It may be a little bit gross, but it's not like I'm wearing a sweaty gym t-shirt 4-5 times!

Tarsha @ SouthernGirl. CitySwirl said...

1. I've never used any illegal substance in the history of ever...but I can drink

2. When I find a pair of jeans that make my ass look perfect...I wear them all the time!

3. I've only seen a couple of episodes of Sex in the City

4. I used to eat Chitterlings....a long ass time ago. When I learned what they actually were, I stopped eating that nasty shyt (see what I did there)

5.I LOVE those commercials!

Lori Carey said...

I love those commercials...too funny!

I also wear jeans several times as well!

Unknown said...

THe new go-to phrase at our house is, "what, what, what?" like that kid at the end of the candy island one. Hand gestures and all. LOVE them! I also love the Geico commercial: Happier than Paul Revere with a cell phone. I crack up EVERY time. "yeah, it's me. They're coming. Yeah. Lulu and Daisy British."

SMD @ lifeaccordingtosteph said...

I can only eat jello if it's a jello shot and I gun it right down without chewing it. I find it repulsive.

You can't wear jeans only once. It's not right.

Casey said...

I for sure do the jeans like 5-6 times. You gotta do what you gotta do.

Also, get around to the Sandlot. Worth It.

Kelly @ turned UP to ELEVEN! said...

I love this AT&T commercials too. The one about the girl talking about the werewolf drives me nuts though... his reaction is exactly what I felt when I heard it the first time... uh... "WHAT?"

*** There is one I saw ONE TIME on HuluPlus and I haven't seen it again but it was awesome. The girl was acting a fool, just thinking she was the bees knees and he's just looking at her like UH HUH I get you girlfriend. HILARIOUS!

I can count the times I smoked weed on one hand- and I was never as ambitious as you when smoking it. I was actually a big slug, who fell asleep, every time! lol

Jeans, I wear them the same way... sometimes all week, same pair, don't care.

You and my husband have the same philosophy about Jello. I used to eat it, but then I discovered that the sugar free kind breaks my chin out AND jello has been known to be made with cow eyeballs or something like that... DONE!


Unknown said...

hah! I love those commercials too! I also wear my jeans at least twice ( unless my 5 month old pukes on them). This post made ne laugh. So glad I found you through the blog party!

Anonymous said...

My husband I laugh all the time at the AT&T commercial when the little boy says he'd like to be called "Nicky Flash". We even joked about naming our new baby Nicky Flash, haha! Because it rhymes.

TLF said...

I swear you've smoked pot with me... kidding!

I can't wear my jeans more than once.. I like the tiiiiight.

Anonymous said...

unless i sweat in them, i wear my shirts and pants twice before washing them; less wear and tear!

Unknown said...

I totally do the same with my jeans ... no shame there!
Jello ... that is funny!! I love Jello, especially because it jiggles.

I played along today ... thanks for the post idea!! Have a great weekend!!

Karen M. Peterson said...

I've inhaled, but I never smoked.

Jeans are best after multiple wearings.

You ARE killing me, Smalls!

Jello in stuff is okay, but I hate it by itself.

I LOVE THESE COMMERCIALS! My favorite is the candy island. "What the what what what would the animals be made out of?"

PorkStar said...

lol # 4 cracked me up... and on the jeans, I am with you and someone up in the comments. 3-4 times and then laundry.... however, sometimes i wear them until i see dirt, food, or anything that does not belong to the fabric and can't be removed with a little spit. :P

Dinah Gacon said...

Hell yeah, I totally wear my jeans a TON before I wash. Your pot story is damn hysterical!!!

xo Dinah @ Sunshine super glam

Mrs. Match said...

Pot is so overrated. I'm not a fan. I did it quite a few times, but I never once enjoyed it. Not sure why I kept trying?
I always wear my jeans a few times. I think unless you go commando there's nothing wrong with it. Or you sweat an awful lot. :-)

I love those commercials too. The guy is great, and the kids are adorable. I have never seen the pickle roll one, that's cute. I also like the more one, and drive Match crazy because I am always saying, "We want more, we want more. Like, we really like it and want some more!"

Unknown said...

I'm the same way with jeans. Unless they are visibly dirty, I'll wear them a few times before washing.

I've never seen that movie either.

Not a fan of the jello myself. Pudding either.

WE WANT MORE! WE WANT MORE! =) And every time someone would say pick and roll during the tournament, I would yell, "PICKLE ROLL"!

Shelley said...

I go like a week before washing my jeans haha! It's different than shirts! And yeah, I don't eat Jello either.

Christina said...

I love how you've never seen The Sandlot, but probably know all the words. My favorite quote is "L7 Weenie". I still do that with my brother. I just found out like 3 years ago that it means "square". Haha! Seriously though, you should watch it. I wear my jeans about 3 times unless the kids screw them up. Sometimes it's 3 days in a row. Oops! I smoked pot during two years of college and grew out of it. I love that you planned a heist. I usually just went to sleep. I didn't do it often because I liked drinking a whole lot more.

Claire Kiefer said...

Jello is disgusting, I didn't try pot until I was 22 and I'm still not a fan almost 10 years later, I've never seen the Sandlot either, I don't wear jeans at all, and . . . I'll have to think of a good fifth one. ;)