April 30, 2013

Things You'll Never Hear Me Say

I heard about this fun linkup on Twitter last night.

So, here I am, sharing some things you'll never ever ever hear me say.

1. I'm so tired after my 5-mile run.

2. I just dropped $300 at J.Crew.

3. Christian Bale is so ugly.

4. I really enjoyed that salad.

5. Friends is the worst show ever.

6. I'm cutting out caffeine.

7. I love the heat and humidity.

8. Peach lotion smells so good.

9. I booked my first cruise!

10. Can you grab me a beer?

What are some things you'd never ever ever say?


Cait said...

the jcrew and christian bale is SO true haha! cute blog girl :)

claire said...

I don't understand what the big deal is with J. Crew! For years the same stuff's been in the windows every time I walk by the store! And I don't like cruises-I went on one and felt like a hamster running around in those tube things!

Neely said...

Im with you on cruises....like we may be the only people who agree on this

Kelly @ turned UP to ELEVEN! said...

i'm not one to say "NEVER" but I totally agree with you on many of these!!!

Christian Bale will NEVER be unattractive!

I Booked my first cruise... who knows this may change but I don't think they sound like fun.

I can't say I wouldn't drop $300 at JCrew but it would literally only be on accessories... most of their clothing is not my taste ;)

You don't want a beer but you can totally grab me one.

Things you will NEVER hear me say:
1. Wow, that Nickleback album is amazing (vomit!)

2. I wish the Rock would stop working out, he's too bulky for me.

3. There is too much Captain Morgan in this drink.

4. I never drink wine on a Tuesday. ;)

Kate @ Another Clean Slate said...

You are on point about J. Crew!

TLF said...

J Crew.. I'll never understand.. Most of their stuff is either ugly, looks grandma or can be found at Gap Outlet.

And the Pin Wedding.. BHAHAHAHA!!

BonBon Rose Girls Kristin said...

I said #6 twice and both times it was horrrrrrrrrrrrible! Ha!

McKenna Lou said...

This is such a funny post! I love it. Thanks for sharing. xx. Mckenna Lou

Amanda said...

I have said that I'm quitting caffeine several times, but I never ever follow through with it!

Courtney B said...

I actually don't really think Christian Bale is attractive *gasp* ha ha!
You NEED to be saying that you just booked your first cruise!
And are you saying that you would never say you're tired after running 5 miles because you are super woman? Or because you would never run 5 miles? Because I would be DYING after running 5 miles, ha ha!

Mrs. Match said...

Lol these are great, though I'm sad you don't like beer. I'm craving a cold Guinness so bad these days! You'd never hear me say: Reality tv is the best! I just love those kardashians. Having more than 2 kids sounds like a great idea. I love hot weather!

Dinah Gacon said...

BHAHAHAHAHA I am dying laughing over this post!!!! Fantastic lady!

xo Dinah @ sunshine super glam

Shelley said...

That's right!! Aren't you afraid to go on a cruise? I forgot!!

Unknown said...

On my deathbed I will not be saying that I wish I had spent more time cleaning.

Grits, Greens and Kerosene said...

Oh Lord. Will definitely have to do a post like this soon. I keep trying to give up caffeine, and failing miserably. I find that it is like my brain never, ever, ever wakes up, and I am actually depressed even. No way to live, I tell ya. Bring on the goods!
And I do love some JCrew, but never allow myself to even go in that place. Would be nice on somebody else's dime.

Rach said...

I don't think I've ever shopped at J Crew before. However, I did go on a cruise and loved it. ;)

Meghan said...

Christian Bale = pure hotness. And I am so wtih you on the J Crew!

Because Shanna Said So said...

I am with ya on the J.Crew and peach lotion one!! LOL. And what's running? Never heard of that before. ;) This was fun!

McGriddle Pants said...

I really enjoyed that salad! HAHAA!

I may have to write my own post inspired by this hilarity :)

tres chic chica said...

Very funny!!

xo Marie

Merchon said...

Love this! I am not a J Crew girl either. But I will totally take any beer off your hands!


Karen M. Peterson said...

Totally right about J. Crew and Christian Bale.


You'll never hear me say, "I'm sick of Disneyland."

Christina said...

This is awesome! Besides an occasional Coke, I don't drink caffeine and I do love a cruise, but I'm totally with you on 8/10! You'll probably never again hear me say "My TiVo is at 0%." I really, really want it to be though!