May 20, 2013

2013 Billboard Music Awards Fashion

The Billboard Music Awards were held last night at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas. I didn't watch. I would have if I'd known my boyfriend was going to be there. Thankfully, I was able to catch a clip of Kid Rock slamming the lip-synchers. You can see it here. Now, let's get to the good stuff.. or the bad stuff depending on how you look at it.

Alyssa Milano
Rip off the sheer pant legs and this might be tolerable.
Who am I kidding? No, it wouldn't.

Hayden Panettiere
She's just so pretty and cute.
She needs brighter lips though.

Emmy Rossum
It's not the worst.
I just feel like she's overdressed.
She needs brighter lips too.

Nicki Minaj
The dress isn't that bad.
It just doesn't fit in the chest AT ALL.
Her makeup looked great though.

Jenny McCarthy
I love her. I do.
But she's 40, and this looks silly.

Jennifer Morrison
I know she's not technically wearing granny panties.
But that's all I see...
This dress would have been gorgeous if it were lined.

Avril Levigne & Chad Kroeger
I can't help it.
I laugh every time I see them together.

Miley Cyrus
I don't hate this.
I still really like her hair.
I like her red lips too.
I just think the shoes are wrong.
And I kind of wish this were a knee-length dress.

Instead of side boob, we've got side butt.
Considering who we're talking about, this isn't half bad.
I like her wedges, hair and makeup.
I just think it would look so much better without all the ass.
So close, Ke$ha. So close.

Audrina Patridge
I don't like this.
I'm also not sure why she was there.

Selena Gomez
I really like the neon embellishments.
Too bad that's the only thing I like.

I don't think I would have hated it if she'd left the thigh high hose at home.

Chloe Moretz
She's cute.
She looks ok.

Carly Rae Jepsen
I'm not a fan.

The Band Perry
Her dress is very pretty.
It's just not the right event for it.

Kelly Rowland
She looks pretty.
The dress is just ok though.

Jennifer Lopez
Girl, you let me down this time.
I'm not digging the dress or hair.

Taylor Swift
Tay Tay has been killing it on the red carpet.
Until last night...

Jennifer Nettles
The dress isn't impressive, but her post-baby body is.

According to the internet, Nayer is a singer.
According to me, she should stay home.

Shania Twain
I don't like the dress, but I have to give her credit.
She looks fantastic.

images via People, Starpulse &


Makaila said...

holy mother of god, so much awful fashion!! seriously. Nikki looked.. pretty. I don't think I've ever thought that about her before. Over the top usually. Taylor's heels are to freaking DIE for. HOT HOT HOT.

Unknown said...

I was so excited when I saw Kesha! I can totally overlook her butt hanging out.

Steph G said...

So many things happening here. Most importantly, why is there a Schanuzer on the red carpet with a person I've never heard of? Is the dog the singer? Also, I didn't even recognize Ke$ha and I adore her.

Kelly @ turned UP to ELEVEN! said...

Bless Ke$ha - if I was her age and had those legs I might attempt that too... OK Maybe I'd be a bit more like Taylor Swift. Taylor's gear while a bit boring does look nice. I will give her that.

Why does Nicki always do the deer in the headlights look?

Nayer wanted to 1 up Ke$ha, sorry sister. Not happening.

Madonna, we get it... your legs are amazing... ugh! ;)

Kelly @ turned UP to ELEVEN! said...

PS Kid Rock backstage, looks how I would feel the entire time at this event... no thank you!

Unknown said...

You are hilarious, I am laughing out loud!

Side butt, Nicki Minaj's boobs & Nayer....LOL! I feel the same about Chad & Avril too!!

nikkinicolealison said...

Nikki Minaj has been cleaning up her crazy looks since being on American Idol. She looked soft with the straight blond hair and toned back makeup. I think it's a good route for her to head.
I'm bored with the fashion too. I don't usually like these casual red carpets. I like super glam like the Oscars!!!! I guess it's because I like to get all prettied up like prom night.
I wish the girls from The Hills would just disappear. I hate reality shows

Shelley said...

I love Shania!!

Marta K said...

I do agree that Hayden was probably one of the best dressed of the night. Most of the comments I agree as well and for Nicki Minaj I had the same exact thought... Nice dress and make up but not for her body!

Karen M. Peterson said...

That's a really wide range of styles. From super formal to way too informal and everything in between. And I didn't really like any of it.

McGriddle Pants said...

I am apparently the last one to know about this Lavigne/Nickelback monstrosity.


Just. Gross.

And yes, I keep laughing.

Rach said...

So it may not be the cutest thing she's ever worn, but T-Swift's dress is actually kinda cute. And her heels are great!

Heather T. said...

Christina Aguilera looks fab in that one performance pic - and I swear, Shania doesn't ever age!

AMY said...

I really liked.....Hayden, Kelly, Miley, Selena, and Taylor!!! Sexy and beautiful!
Christina looks great!

Christina said...

Good for Kid Rock for calling out the lip-syncing! I watched the show in FF just for the performances, but they were all boring. I always laugh at Avril Lavigne. She's even more stupid with Chad Kroeger. I didn't even recognize Ke$ha! I wasn't really a fan of anyone's look that night. Miley was pretty great. Shania looked like a bride.