1. Ladies, do not put your makeup on in the car.
If you can't find time to put it on at home, you deserve to look like a hood rat all day.
2. Use your blinker! Use your blinker! Use your blinker!
If you are making a turn, use your blinker. That's what it's there for.
However, don't be the person who drives for miles with their blinker on for no reason.
Nine times out of ten, your blinker will cut off automatically.
The one time it doesn't, reach your hand out and turn it off yourself.
Don't tell me you can't hear that shit.
3. Unless someone is about to crash into you, don't honk your horn.
Honking for no reason is annoying.
Honking because someone is driving too slow is annoying.
Honking as a form of communication in general is annoying.
4. Don't weave in and out of bumper-to-bumper traffic.
This is not going to help you get to your destination any faster.
It will help you get the middle finger though.
5. Don't tailgate.
Tailgating only angers the person you're behind and makes them want to slow down.
If someone's going too slow, wait for them to get out of your way or go around them.
When the speed limit is 70 and most people are doing 80+, it's not their fault you'd rather go 100.
It's a public road, not a Fast & Furious movie.
6. If you are going to drive an enormous gas guzzling SUV, know how to park it.
Otherwise, get yourself a Miata.
The white lines in parking lots are there for a reason.
You are supposed to park in between them.
I don't need scratches on my car because you can't park.
I also don't want to park far away because you've taken up three spaces.