August 26, 2013

Miley Cyrus done lost her damn mind.


I'll get to the fashion from last night's VMAs, but first... Let's talk about Miley Cyrus. I'm all for controversy and pushing limits as an artist, but Miley's performance was garbage. She is trying so hard to be so hard. Her performance wasn't artistic or mind blowing. It was stupid, immature and showed how desperate for attention she is. Miley's not just being Miley anymore. I don't even think she knows who Miley is. You can't be a hip hop artist with a country twang singing voice. I could go on and on, but everything about her performance was too over the top for me. And this is coming from someone who loves Lady Gaga and Nicki Minaj even though they're both a little whackadoo on stage.

I might could have gotten past her performance if she hadn't ruined Robin Thicke's as well. He was a good sport about it, but I'm still bitter. Miley instead of Pharrell? No, MTV. No.

Just in case you missed the VMAs...


She arrived on stage looking like this.


She played with her invisible weave.


She danced with giant bears.


She motorboated and spanked a giant ass.


She had a quick wardrobe change.


She molested herself with a foam finger.


She then humped the foam finger while Robin Thicke sang.


While Rihanna looked on like this...


images via BuzzFeed

25 comments:

KatyK said...

The audience reactions were the absolute best part of this performance...I really wish Robin's wife was there so we could have seen hers....

Allena said...

It was wrong on so many levels. She looks like a little girl going through puberty - like MTV should be arrested for kiddie porn.

grace said...

I loved this response as well....

http://letmestartbysayingblog.com/2013/08/26/an-open-letter-to-miley-cyrus-after-her-performance-on-the-2013-mtv-vmas/

Unknown said...

That is so so so bad!!! And what is the deal with her tongue...that is not even appealing...GEEZZZ!!!!!

SHUG IN BOOTS {Beth} said...

Robin Thicke was an idiot for even agreeing to be on stage with her. I'm so over "America" and MTV and whoever else thinks this shit is cute. It makes me wanna do a total 180 and raise my kids somewhere on a farm in the middle of nowhere where the only channel we get is PBS.

Amber Laha said...

I will never be able to unsee that. I'm scared for life

Kelly @ turned UP to ELEVEN! said...

One Direction looks VERY unsure of what's going on.

Ugh... "She's just being Miley." It's too bad she's too old for DHR. I hate to say it but I predict an Amanda / Lindsay-esque situation with her before too long.

Sick, gross. Pathetic.

What happened to the days of Britt? Pulling off SEXY, provocative and awesome w/out trashiness?

And I'll say what I've always said about any chick that tries to be "shocking and new"... "I liked it better when Madonna did it, and even then I didn't really love it." ;)

Angie said...

Katy I was watching the pre-show and Robin did arrive with his wife so I was wondering how she felt about it too cuz I know she was there! I am sure she knew what was gonna go down but that would have just disgusted me and I can't believe he even agreed to perform with her! Esp since I really actually like the song Blurred Lines, that totally ruined it for me!! Did u see the pics of Will Smith and his family's reaction?! Omg hilarious!! The whole thing was just embarrassing, I had it DVR'd and I actually had to FF through some of her performance because I just couldn't watch...train wreck! lol

karbelaez said...

You hit the nail on the head..She is trying to hard to be hard.I heard she left the VMA's early and then i saw her dad's tweet..OMG

Peace Love Applesauce- Terri said...

Wow. Glad I missed that.

Rachel Murphree said...

I totally missed it and I've been wondering what everyone was talking about today. Girl is a train wreck!

Cece said...

The tongue, the foam finger, the terrible outfit. It's fine to be suggestive or eccentric or just plain old weird but if you are going to do it at least do it well. She most certainly did not. Very sad. Wonder who will get the first post VMA interview where she speaks about it.

Wine and Summer said...

This was seriously the most disturbing thing I have seen...ever. I was literally hiding my face with a pillow for most of it because I was so uncomfortable!!

Untouchable said...

Funny Rihanna's reaction considering I'm sure she is one of the few Miley was trying to mimic, of course going way too far...

And Grace, I don't know what happened, but Let Me Start By Saying did the clean version. I have the potty mouth version of pretty much the same blog. I don't think either one of us read each other about it during it. I know I didn't read hers until a couple hours ago. We were just on the same page completely.

http://www.dribblesngrits.com/2013/08/message-to-young-women-musical.html

Christina said...

First off, this is a perfect recap. Love the gifs!

She is gross and desperate and seems so lost. I don't think she's gone off the deep end though. I think she's just apologetically pushing limits and doesn't realize how bad she looks. I don't think I was bothered by it because I've seen her do a lot of this lately and because I was warned in advance by the rest of the internet so when I finally watched it, I was expecting something awful. And yeah, I'm pissed too that Robin Thicke had to duet with her. I hope she learned her lesson and will calm down a little.

I can't wait for her album though. I'm ridiculous.

Christine Bewley said...

I didn't watch, but of course saw this because it's every where.

I was embarrassed. For her, her family, her friends. It was so disturbingly bad, bad, bad.

April said...

Did anyone else think that Rihanna looked high the entire night??

No judging ... just sayin.

smk053078 said...

Gross, that's the only word that come to mind after seeing her make an absolute azz out of herself. How did MTV even give her the opportunity to perform...I am disappointed in them as well...all for shameless ratings and buzz I guess.

Tiffany said...

Found your blog through Erin at Love, Fun, and Football.

Omygosh is all I can say to this. I really do like the song but she is so crazy. Why can't celebrities just be normal these days?

I was so embarrassed for her during this performance.

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The Peanut Program said...

this is just so disgusting!!! i miss hannah montana :(

Karen M. Peterson said...

It was so gross. I can't believe her mother gave her a standing ovation.

Erin said...

the tongue killed me

Elizabeth Than said...

I wonder how her dad feels about it.

My friend said "Hannah Montana officially died on that stage".

Dinah Gacon said...

I just cannot stand Miley...I want to slap the shit out of her.

xo Dinah @ Sunshine super glam

Rach @ This Italian Family said...

So when we arrived back in the States and were waiting on a connecting flight from Miami back to Memphis, the first thing we saw was news coverage of all of this mess. I couldn't do anything but laugh. It's just sad.