I'll get to the fashion from last night's VMAs, but first... Let's talk about Miley Cyrus. I'm all for controversy and pushing limits as an artist, but Miley's performance was garbage. She is trying so hard to be so hard. Her performance wasn't artistic or mind blowing. It was stupid, immature and showed how desperate for attention she is. Miley's not just being Miley anymore. I don't even think she knows who Miley is. You can't be a hip hop artist with a country twang singing voice. I could go on and on, but everything about her performance was too over the top for me. And this is coming from someone who loves Lady Gaga and Nicki Minaj even though they're both a little whackadoo on stage.
I might could have gotten past her performance if she hadn't ruined Robin Thicke's as well. He was a good sport about it, but I'm still bitter. Miley instead of Pharrell? No, MTV. No.
She arrived on stage looking like this.
She played with her invisible weave.
She danced with giant bears.
She motorboated and spanked a giant ass.
She had a quick wardrobe change.
She molested herself with a foam finger.
She then humped the foam finger while Robin Thicke sang.
While Rihanna looked on like this...
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