January 10, 2014

Disney Princesess Reimagined as Miley Cyrus

Who would have thought I'd blog about Disney princesses twice in one week?

From modern divas to...

Miley freakin' Cyrus

It's our party we can do what we want
It's our party we can say what we want
It's our party we can love who we want
We can kiss who we want
We can sing what we want

Red cups and sweaty bodies everywhere
Hands in the air like we don't care
'Cause we came to have so much fun now
Bet somebody here might get some now

If you're not ready to go home
Can I get a "Hell, no!"?
'Cause we're gonna go all night
'Til we see the sunlight, alright

So la da di da di
We like to party
Dancing with Molly
Doing whatever we want
This is our house
This is our rules

And we can't stop
And we won't stop
Can't you see it's we who own the night?
Can't you see it's we who 'bout that life?

And we can't stop
And we won't stop
We run things, things don't run we
Don't take nothing from nobody
Yeah, yeah

To my home girls here with the big butt
Shaking it like we at a strip club
Remember only God can judge ya
Forget the haters 'cause somebody loves ya

And everyone in line in the bathroom
Trying to get a line in the bathroom
We all so turned up here
Getting turned up, yeah, yeah

Miley tested.

Miley approved.

{illustrations by artist Michele Moricci}


Kelly Louise said...

hahahaah i love this so much.
ariel and snow white are the best!

Whitney Alison said...

Mulan for the mother-effin win! Pocahontas for a close second!

The Peanut Program said...

holy crap. snow white .LOL

Shelley said...

This is wrong on so many levels. I need to unsee this!!

Christina said...

LOVE! Oh, Snow White. Haha! I sang the song in my head while reading. Thanks for the soundtrack!

Jessica said...

I saw this (I think on Pinterest?) and everything about it bothers me! I also didn't realize her line in that song said "dancing with the Molly"....I thought it said "dancing with Miley" :(

Karen M. Peterson said...

This is so...wrong...

Elizabeth Than said...

Yikes.... Snow White!