January 12, 2015

2015 Golden Globes Fashion
A Series of Unfortunate Events


These are all just wrong wrong wrong.


ALAN CUMMING | MAGGIE GYLLENHAAL
Your suit should never be the same color as your skin.
Maggie's dress wouldn't work on anyone.


TINA FEY | KRISTEN WIIG
What the hell were they smoking?


KEIRA KNIGHTLEY | AMANDA PEET
Keira's pregnant, but that's no excuse. It's like Little House on the Prairie with butterflies.
Amanda always wears weird dresses.


LANA DEL RAY | RUTH WILSON
Lana looks like a mermaid, or a seashell with 70's hair.
Ruth's dress looks like a losing contestant on Project Runway made it.
"I'm sorry, but you're out."


CLAIRE DANES | TARYN MANNING
I expect more from Claire. What is this weirdness?
Taryn's hair, makeup and dress are all wrong.


LENA DUNHAM | KATE MARA
Why must Lena do this to us?
Kate, why did you add a child's plastic belt?


KERRY WASHINGTON | MELISSA McCARTHY
Olivia Pope does not approve.
Melissa, I love you, but this is not cute.


all images via InStyle

6 comments:

Allena said...

Amanda Peet has a baby a week younger than Rosamund Pike, so I cut her some slack.

simone antoniazzi said...

Everyone of them is totally hideous, OMG!

I love Keira K & Claire Danes but those dresses are terrible, particularly Keira's, what was she thinking??!

Tina Fey has the worst dress ever, just awful.

Kelly @ turned UP to ELEVEN! said...

Alan heard nude was in.

Maggie heard that people needed to locate her nips.
(that color is just wrong for her too).

Tina thought it was homecoming.

Kristen thought Sonny and Cher were doing a reunion tour. And she made this out of her drapes.

Keira thought it was Coachella.

Amanda - didn't know what to think.

Lana Del Ray thought this was a Pricilla audition.

Ruth... no sure.

Claire her is strange but I feel like with a better fitting it might have been OK.

Taryn should have just wore the hoodie.

Lena's hair and make up look great but the dress is crazy!

Kate - the dress would have been ok without the damn belt.

Kerry - bubble wrap is the new black.

Melissa - go back to the tailored suits!

Karen M. Peterson said...

I feel like Lena does it on purpose. Like, she's afraid to look good or something.

Christina said...

Kerry hardly ever misses! What is that monstrosity?! I actually really liked Kristen's weird '70s dress, but for a barbecue, not an award show. Same goes for Amanda Peet.

Kellie Harrison said...

I LOVE Kate Mara's dress! But why did she have to add that belt?!