
JANA KRAMER
I'd like this if her boobs didn't look sad.

OLIVIA CULPO
I'm bored.

KIMBERLY PERRY
I'd love this if the bottom weren't sheer.
If you're going to show your legs, WEAR A SHORT DRESS!

HILLARY SCOTT
This doesn't flatter her at all.

KELLIE PICKLER
This would have been better if the bottom were a different material.

KIMBERLY SCHLAPMAN
The color's great, but that's all I've got.

KACEY MUSGRAVES
The bust isn't flattering.
I don't like the bouffant braid either.

CASSADEE POPE
I don't like this at all.
And why that bracelet?

BRITTANY KERR
Don't like the dress.
Do like the shoes.

SOFIA VERGARA
I like this, but don't love it.

DANIELLE BRADBERY
I don't like the print or the style.

ASHLEY MONROE
Is this a jacket?
A shirt?
A dress?
Whatever it is, it's ugly.

JESSIE JAMES DECKER
I'm not digging the side slit.

BETH BEHRS
Her boobs are distracting me.

MIRANDA LAMBERT
It looks like someone forgot to shut the drapes.

REESE WITHERSPOON
The dress is cute and fun.
I would have worn different shoes though.

JAMIE LYNN SPEARS
The bottom of this is a mess.

STEVEN TYLER
He looks like someone's kooky grandmother.
images via US Weekly
10 comments:
Still not feelin' it for these outfits! What is wrong with everyone in fashion world lately? Are they sleeping? The Jana Kramer commentary is making me laugh! Lol.
THANK YOU for saying that about Hilary Scott! I've read so many reviews lately saying how great it was. It's not - the color is great on her, but the fit is ALL wrong!
Also, I'm 99% sure that thing on Cassedee Pope's arm is a tattoo!
Hahah--her boobs totally do look sad!
You cracked me up so much with Ashley Monroe. haha.
I actually really like Brittany Kerr's look!
I think Reese Witherspoon looks the best. I hate saying it because I'd like to give it someone in country music, but she does.
Cassadee Pope's "bracelet" is a tattoo.
Oh my gosh. As a whole, these were TERRIBLE. Even the ones that were the 'best' weren't good by any means. So depressing.
My fave is Kacey and Danielle
Real quick : Casadee's bracelet is actually a tattoo. Also Jesse could have been preggo perfect without that slit. I've been diggin Reese's looks lately. Did she get a new stylist?
Oh! There's Steven Tyler! Hahaha! I hardly know who any of these people are. And why is Sofia at every award show? I'm not feeling all these pink dresses at all. Again, it's hard for me to pick a favorite because they are all pretty terrible. I think Kimberly Perry is my favorite. It'd probably be Jana Kramer if not for her sad boobs. Bwahahahaha! Is Cassadee Pope wearing a flash tattoo on her arm? Did she just get back from Coachella? I hate that those are a thing now. #old
Steven is totally channel Jack Sparrow... sheesh! He does look like a kooky grandma!
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