She looks like a dental hygienist starring on Broadway.
I'm more interested in the dresses behind her.
SELENA GOMEZ | ALICIA KEYS
I don't understand either of these looks.
I strongly dislike Selena's bandeau top dress.
And what's up with the crap in her hair?
Alicia looks like a little girl playing dress up.
Should I be a princess or a rock star?
How about both!
AMANDA SEYFRIED | SOFIA VERGARA
These are safe and boring.
Let's start with the positives.
She wowed me.
The dress is intricate and beautiful.
I love it from the waist up.
The bodice, shoulders and sleeves are gorgeous.
There's just too much skin.
It ruins the dress.
TARAJI P. HENSON | MAGGIE GYLLENHAAL
Taraji's dress is blah.
Maggie's dress is weird.
Maggie's dresses are always weird.
BRIE LARSON | TORY BURCH
I'm so distracted by Brie's necklace and earrings.
Tory is wearing a fruit basket from your grandmother's table.
EMILY BLUNT | LILY ALDRIDGE
Emilly - Love the cape. Hate the dress.
Lily - Don't like the dress or the dark lip.
DIANE KRUGER | DIANNA AGRON
Diane is always edgy and fashion forward.
This isn't cute. I'm sad.
Dianna's dress could have been better.
KATE MARA | EMILY RATAJKOWSKI
Kate's hair and boobs ruin the dress.
Emily's dress could have worked with different styling.
Hair up. Different shoes. Hemline two inches shorter.
JENNIFER CONNELLY | ELIE GOULDING
Jennifer looks like a lace tablecloth with giant sleeves.
Elie is a flapper?
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