May 12, 2015

205 Met Gala Fashion
Kim Kardashian + her boring friends



MAGGIE Q
She looks like a dental hygienist starring on Broadway.


UMA THURMAN
I'm more interested in the dresses behind her.


SELENA GOMEZ | ALICIA KEYS
I don't understand either of these looks.
I strongly dislike Selena's bandeau top dress.
And what's up with the crap in her hair?
Alicia looks like a little girl playing dress up.
Should I be a princess or a rock star?
How about both!


AMANDA SEYFRIED | SOFIA VERGARA
These are safe and boring.


KIM KARDASHIAN
Let's start with the positives.
She wowed me.
The dress is intricate and beautiful.
I love it from the waist up.
The bodice, shoulders and sleeves are gorgeous.
There's just too much skin.
It ruins the dress.


TARAJI P. HENSON | MAGGIE GYLLENHAAL
Taraji's dress is blah.
Maggie's dress is weird.
Maggie's dresses are always weird.


BRIE LARSON | TORY BURCH
I'm so distracted by Brie's necklace and earrings.
They're terrible.
Tory is wearing a fruit basket from your grandmother's table.


EMILY BLUNT | LILY ALDRIDGE
Emilly - Love the cape. Hate the dress.
Lily - Don't like the dress or the dark lip.


DIANE KRUGER | DIANNA AGRON
Diane is always edgy and fashion forward.
This isn't cute. I'm sad.
Dianna's dress could have been better.


KATE MARA | EMILY RATAJKOWSKI
Kate's hair and boobs ruin the dress.
Emily's dress could have worked with different styling.
Hair up. Different shoes. Hemline two inches shorter.


JENNIFER CONNELLY | ELIE GOULDING
Jennifer looks like a lace tablecloth with giant sleeves.
Elie is a flapper?


images via People

3 comments:

Kelly said...

I did not think of Kim's that way but I like what you said - from the waist up it is very pretty and I actually like Sophia's!


xx Kelly
Sparkles and Shoes

Kelly @ turned UP to ELEVEN! said...

Jennifer Connelly looks like a guest in the dinner scene from Beetlejuice!

I had NO idea Kim Kardashian had such an amazing body - she should really show it off more often. [please note ALL the sarcasm]. Wow dress, and I agree with you 100% Even though I'm SO over her.

LMAO - Should I be a princess or a rockstar - I nearly shot water out of my mouth reading that!

Uma - so was the photographer, clearly.

Christina said...

"Maggie's dresses are always weird" because she is so, so weird! I think she's talented, but she bugs me lately. I liked Diane Kruger's top, but not the pants.